Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no likelihood man can ever tap \ | the power of the atom. | | | | -- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in | \ Physics, 1923 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;