Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Self \ | | | Both praise and blame cause concern, | | For they bring people hope and fear. | | The object of hope and fear is the self | | - For, without self, to whom may | | fortune and disaster occur? Therefore, | | Who distinguishes himself from the | | world may be given the world, But who | | regards himself as the world may accept | | the world. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;