Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sometime when you least expect it, Love \ | will tap you on the shoulder... and ask | | you to move out of the way because it | | still isn't your turn. | | | \ -- N. V. Plyter / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;