Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / High heels are a device invented by a \ | woman who was tired of being kissed on | \ the forehead. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;