Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / So in the future, one 'client' at a \ | time or you'll be spending CPU time | | with lots of little 'child processes'. | | | | -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the | \ private life of a Linux nerd / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;