Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tim and I a hunting went We found three \ | damsels in a tent, As they were three, | | and we were two, I bucked one and | | Timbuktu. | | | | -- the only known poem using the word | \ "Timbuktu" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;