Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I think you're letting your knowledge \ | of internals interfere with your | | linguistic judgement here. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199711011949.LAA25651@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;