Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | She's got the biggest six-shooters in | | the West! | | | | -- The Beautiful Blonde from Bashful | | Bend (1949) | | | | CAST OF 3,000! 4 WRITERS, 2 DIRECTORS, | | 3 CAMERAMEN, 3 PRODUCERS! 1 YEAR TO | | MAKE THIS FILM -- 24 YEARS TO REHEARSE | | -- 20 YEARS TO DISTRIBUTE! | | | | BEAUTIFUL BEYOND WORDS! | | | | AWE-INSPIRING! VITAL! THE PRINCE OF | | PEACE PROVIDES THE ANSWER TO EVERY | | PROBLEM! Be Brave--bring your troubles | | and your family to: | | | | HISTORY'S MOST SUBLIME EVENT! YOU'LL | | FIND GOD RIGHT IN THERE! | | | | -- The Prince of Peace (1948). Starring | | members of the | | | | Wichita Mountain Pageant featuring | \ Millard Coody as Jesus. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;