Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he \ | violates the law of conservation of | | energy. For another, how can it be the | | survival of the fittest when the | | fittest keeps putting himself in | | situations where he is most likely to | | be creamed? | | | \ -- Solomon Short / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;