Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / All God's children are not beautiful. \ | Most of God's children are, in fact, | | barely presentable. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;