Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have never understood this liking for \ | war. It panders to instincts already | | catered for within the scope of any | | respectable domestic establishment. | | | \ -- Alan Bennett / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;