Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you wait long enough, it will go \ | away... after having done its damage. | \ If it was bad, it will be back. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;