Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The time spent on any item of the \ | agenda [of a finance committee] will be | | in inverse proportion to the sum | | involved. | | | \ -- C. N. Parkinson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;