Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The worst part of having success is \ | trying to find someone who is happy for | | you. | | | \ -- Bette Midler / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;