Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The better the state is established, \ | the fainter is humanity. To make the | | individual uncomfortable, that is my | | task. | | | \ -- Nietzsche / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;