Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This land is full of trousers! this \ | land is full of mausers! | | | | And pussycats to eat them when the sun | | goes down! | | | \ -- Firesign Theater / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;