Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man took his wife deer hunting for \ | the first time. After he'd given her | | some basic instructions, they agreed to | | separate and rendezvous later. Before | | he left, he warned her if she should | | fell a deer to be wary of hunters who | | might beat her to the carcass and claim | | the kill. If that happened, he told | | her, she should fire her gun three | | times into the air and he would come to | | her aid. | | | | Shortly after they separated, he heard | | a single shot, followed quickly by the | | agreed upon signal. Running to the | | scene, he found his wife standing in a | | small clearing with a very nervous man | | staring down her gun barrel. | | | | "He claims this is his," she said, | | obviously very upset. | | | | "She can keep it, she can keep it!" the | | wide-eyed man replied. "I just want to | \ get my saddle back!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;