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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A man took his wife deer hunting for    \
| the first time. After he'd given her    |
| some basic instructions, they agreed to |
| separate and rendezvous later. Before   |
| he left, he warned her if she should    |
| fell a deer to be wary of hunters who   |
| might beat her to the carcass and claim |
| the kill. If that happened, he told     |
| her, she should fire her gun three      |
| times into the air and he would come to |
| her aid.                                |
|                                         |
| Shortly after they separated, he heard  |
| a single shot, followed quickly by the  |
| agreed upon signal. Running to the      |
| scene, he found his wife standing in a  |
| small clearing with a very nervous man  |
| staring down her gun barrel.            |
|                                         |
| "He claims this is his," she said,      |
| obviously very upset.                   |
|                                         |
| "She can keep it, she can keep it!" the |
| wide-eyed man replied. "I just want to  |
\ get my saddle back!"                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;