Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Caf'e Minimalism: \ | | | To espouse a philosophy of minimalism | | without actually putting into practice | | any of its tenets. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;