Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Clique Maintenance: \ | | | The need of one generation to see the | | generation following it as deficient so | | as to bolster its own collective ego: | | "Kids today do nothing. They're so | | apathetic. We used to go out and | | protest. All they do is shop and | | complain." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;