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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  I did some heavy research so as to be  \
| prepared for "Mommy, why is the sky     |
| blue?"                                  |
|                                         |
| HE asked me about black holes in space. |
|                                         |
| (There's a hole *where*?)               |
|                                         |
| I boned up to be ready for, "Why is the |
| grass green?"                           |
|                                         |
| HE wanted to discuss nature's food      |
| chains.                                 |
|                                         |
| (Well, let's see, there's ShopRite,     |
| Pathmark...)                            |
|                                         |
| I talked about Choo-Choo trains.        |
|                                         |
| HE talked internal combustion engines.  |
|                                         |
| (The INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE said,   |
| "I think I can, I think I can.")        |
|                                         |
| I was delighted with the video game     |
| craze, thinking we could compete as     |
| equals.                                 |
|                                         |
| HE described the complexities of the    |
| microchips required to create the       |
| graphics.                               |
|                                         |
| Then puberty struck. Ah, adolescence.   |
|                                         |
| HE said, "Mom, I just don't understand  |
| women."                                 |
|                                         |
| (Gotcha!)                               |
|                                         |
| -- Betty LiBrizzi, "The Care and        |
\ Feeding of a Gifted Child"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;