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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The voluptuous blond was chatting with  \
| her handsome escort in a posh           |
| restaurant when their waiter, stumbling |
| as he brought their drinks, dumped a    |
| martini on the rocks down the back of   |
| the blonde's dress. She sprang to her   |
| feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed     |
| wildly around the table, then galloped  |
| wriggling from the room followed by her |
| distraught boyfriend. A man seated on   |
| the other side of the room with a date  |
| of his own beckoned to the waiter and   |
| said, "We'll have two of whatever she   |
\ was drinking."                          /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;