Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most people have a furious itch to talk \ | about themselves and are restrained | | only by the disinclination of others to | | listen. Reserve is an artificial | | quality that is developed in most of us | | as the result of innumerable rebuffs. | | | \ -- W. S. Maugham / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;