Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Democracy is the recurrent suspicion \ | that more than half of the people are | | right more than half of the time. | | | \ -- E. B. White / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;