Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you throw a New Year's Party, the \ | worst thing that you can do would be to | | throw the kind of party where your | | guests wake up today, and call you to | | say they had a nice time. Now you'll be | | be expected to throw another party next | | year. | | | | What you should do is throw the kind of | | party where your guest wake up several | | days from now and call their lawyers to | | find out if they've been indicted for | | anything. You want your guests to be so | | anxious to avoid a recurrence of your | | party that they immediately start | | planning parties of their own, a year | | in advance, just to prevent you from | | having another one ... | | | | If your party is successful, the police | | will knock on your door, unless your | | party is very successful in which case | | they will lob tear gas through your | | living room window. As host, your job | | is to make sure that they don't arrest | | anybody. Or if they're dead set on | | arresting someone, your job is to make | | sure it isn't you ... | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;