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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ If you throw a New Year's Party, the    \
| worst thing that you can do would be to |
| throw the kind of party where your      |
| guests wake up today, and call you to   |
| say they had a nice time. Now you'll be |
| be expected to throw another party next |
| year.                                   |
|                                         |
| What you should do is throw the kind of |
| party where your guest wake up several  |
| days from now and call their lawyers to |
| find out if they've been indicted for   |
| anything. You want your guests to be so |
| anxious to avoid a recurrence of your   |
| party that they immediately start       |
| planning parties of their own, a year   |
| in advance, just to prevent you from    |
| having another one ...                  |
|                                         |
| If your party is successful, the police |
| will knock on your door, unless your    |
| party is very successful in which case  |
| they will lob tear gas through your     |
| living room window. As host, your job   |
| is to make sure that they don't arrest  |
| anybody. Or if they're dead set on      |
| arresting someone, your job is to make  |
| sure it isn't you ...                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry                           /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;