Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I suppose some of the variation between \ | Boston drivers and the rest of the | | country is due to the progressive | | Massachusetts Driver Education Manual | | which I happen to have in my top desk | | drawer. Some of the Tips for Better | | Driving are worth considering, to wit: | | | | [131.16d]: | | | | "Directional signals are generally not | | used except during vehicle | | | | inspection; however, a left-turn signal | | is appropriate when making | | | | a U-turn on a divided highway." | | | | [96.7b]: | | | | "When paying tolls, remember that it is | | necessary to release the | | | | quarter a full 3 seconds before passing | | the basket if you are | | | | traveling more than 60 MPH." | | | | [110.13]: | | | | "When traveling on a one-way street, | | stay to the right, so as not | | | \ to interfere with oncoming traffic." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;