Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your mind is the part of you that says, \ | | | "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" | | ... and then, twenty minutes later, | | says, | | | | "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have | | done that!" | | | \ -- Steven and Ondrea Levine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;