Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on \ | flippered feet And with their slime | \ they made the time Unnaturally fleet. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;