Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of \ | Have Id. | | | \ -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;