Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the beginning, I was made. I didn't \ | ask to be made. No one consulted with | | me or considered my feelings in this | | matter. But if it brought some passing | | fancy to some lowly humans as they | | haphazardly pranced their way through | | life's mournful jungle, then so be it. | | - Marvin the Paranoid Android, From | | Douglas Adams' Hitchiker's Guide to the | \ Galaxy Radio Scripts / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;