Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The net of law is spread so wide, No \ | sinner from its sweep may hide. Its | | meshes are so fine and strong, They | | take in every child of wrong. O | | wondrous web of mystery! Big fish alone | | escape from thee! | | | \ -- James Jeffrey Roche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;