Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /is that really knghtbrd? \ | No, I'm an EVIL IMPOSTOR! | | An evil impostor who LIKES | | HYBRID! haha ok, it's | \ him :P / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;