Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A master was asked the question, "What \ | is the Way?" by a curious monk. | | | | "It is right before your eyes," said | | the master. | | | | "Why do I not see it for myself?" | | | | "Because you are thinking of yourself." | | | | "What about you: do you see it?" | | | | "So long as you see double, saying `I | | don't', and `you do', and so on, your | | eyes are clouded," said the master. | | | | "When there is neither `I' nor `You', | | can one see it?" | | | | "When there is neither `I' nor `You', | \ who is the one that wants to see it?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;