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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A master was asked the question, "What  \
| is the Way?" by a curious monk.         |
|                                         |
| "It is right before your eyes," said    |
| the master.                             |
|                                         |
| "Why do I not see it for myself?"       |
|                                         |
| "Because you are thinking of yourself." |
|                                         |
| "What about you: do you see it?"        |
|                                         |
| "So long as you see double, saying `I   |
| don't', and `you do', and so on, your   |
| eyes are clouded," said the master.     |
|                                         |
| "When there is neither `I' nor `You',   |
| can one see it?"                        |
|                                         |
| "When there is neither `I' nor `You',   |
\ who is the one that wants to see it?"   /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;