Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Just weigh your own hurt against the \ | hurt of all the others, and then do | | what's best. | | | \ -- Lovers and Other Strangers / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;