Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Soldiers who wish to be a hero Are \ | practically zero, But those who wish to | | be civilians, They run into the | \ millions. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;