Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, fancy giving money to the \ | Government! Might as well have put it | | down the drain. Fancy giving money to | | the Government! Nobody will see the | | stuff again. Well, they've no idea what | | money's for -- Ten to one they'll start | | another war. I've heard a lot of silly | | things, but, Lor'! Fancy giving money | | to the Government! | | | \ -- A. P. Herbert / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;