Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nine megs for the secretaries fair, \ | Seven megs for the hackers scarce, Five | | megs for the grads in smoky lairs, | | Three megs for system source; | | | | One disk to rule them all, One disk to | | bind them, One disk to hold the files | \ And in the darkness grind 'em. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;