Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / scenario, n.: \ | | | An imagined sequence of events that | | provides the context in | | | | which a business decision is made. | | Scenarios always come in | | | | sets of three: best case, worst case, | \ and just in case. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;