Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We are stronger than our skin of flesh \ | and metal, for we carry and share a | | spectrum of suns and lands that lends | | us legends as we craft our immortality | | and interweave our destinies of water | | and air, leaving shadows that gather | | color of their own, until they outshine | \ the substance that cast them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;