Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I don't understand," said the \ | scientist, "why you lemmings all rush | | down to the sea and drown yourselves." | | | | "How curious," said the lemming. "The | | one thing I don't understand is why you | | human beings don't." | | | \ -- James Thurber / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;