Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do you think your mother and I should \ | have lived comfortably so long together | \ if ever we had been married? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;