Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do not underestimate the value of print \ | statements for debugging. Don't have | | aesthetic convulsions when using them, | \ either. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;