Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are people who find it odd to eat \ | four or five Chinese meals in a row; in | | China, I often remind them, there are a | | billion or so people who find nothing | | odd about it. | | | \ -- Calvin Trillin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;