Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Magary's Principle: \ | | | When there is a public outcry to cut | | deadwood and fat from any | | | | government bureaucracy, it is the | | deadwood and the fat that do | | | | the cutting, and the public's services | \ are cut. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;