Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Life and death are seldom logical." \ | | | "But attaining a desired goal always | | is." | | | | -- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo | \ Seven", stardate 2821.7 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;