Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When a man sits with a pretty girl for \ | an hour, it seems like a minute. But | | let him sit on a hot stove for a minute | | -- and it's longer than any hour. | | That's relativity. | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;