Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Remember, there's a big difference \ | between kneeling down and bending over. | | | \ -- Frank Zappa / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;