Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "A University without students is like \ | an ointment without a fly." | | | | -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at | \ UT Austin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;