Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have also been a huge Unix fan ever \ | since I realized that SCO was not Unix. | \ -- Dennis Baker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;