Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nick the Greek's Law of Life: \ | | | All things considered, life is 9 to 5 | \ against. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;