Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a hierarchy every employee tends to \ | rise to his level of incompetence ... | | in time every post tends to be occupied | | by an employee who is incompetent to | | carry out its duties ... Work is | | accomplished by those employees who | | have not yet reached their level of | | incompetence. | | | | -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, "The Peter | \ Principle" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;